Get ready for a spooky night of love, lies, and murder at our cursed Valentine’s feast!
Til Death Do Us Part
A Cursed Valentine’s Murder Mystery Feast
By candlelight and whispered vows, a feast is called at Captain Scurvy’s Black Dragon Den to honor love, devotion, and promises sworn from the heart. Yet love, when tangled with jealousy and ambition, oft turns deadly.
On Friday the 13th, guests are invited to don their finest garb and gather for an evening of revelry, romance, and ruin. As cups are raised and hearts laid bare, a grievous crime is committed—and the truth must be uncovered before the final course is served.
This is no stage play watched from
afar. The mystery unfolds all about thee. Some among the crowd are not what they seem, and thou mayest find thyself sharing bread and secrets with a suspect… long before blood is spilled.
Question thy fellows. Weigh their words. Follow the clues as they emerge throughout the night. In the end, the gathered tables shall pass judgment, and a prize shall be awarded to the keenest mind—the Top Sleuth of the Evening.
🍻 The Evening’s Course
- Mingling and libations in the Pirate’s Port
- A hearty buffet feast served in the Feast Hall
- Live performers weaving tale and treachery among the guests
- An audience-led investigation and final reckoning
🌹 The Feast
Your ticket includes
a buffet dinner fit for both lovers and scoundrels, featuring:
- A chicken entrée
- A beef entrée
- Potatoes
- Seasonal vegetables
- Fresh salad
- Sodas/Ice Tea/Coffee included
- Choice of dessert
Mead, beer, and wine are available for purchase throughout the evening in the Pirate’s Port.
🎭 What Manner of Night Is This?
This is a fully immersive murder mystery, driven by story, conversation, and deduction.
Participation is encouraged but never demanded. Thou mayest simply observe the drama unfold, or step boldly into the fray—questioning suspects, comparing notes, and seeking the truth. Other guests may engage thee in discussion as part of the mystery, for the tale belongs to all gathered.
Fear not—there are no jump scares, no loud bangs, no prop weapons, nor sudden blackouts. This is a night of intrigue and cleverness, not shocks and frights.
🎟️ Tickets & Seating
- $80 per person
- Strictly limited to 50 guests
- Advance purchase required
Seating is assigned to best serve the story, though we do our utmost to seat couples and groups together.
🌹 Attire
Period garb is welcomed and admired.
Costumes are encouraged but optional—from courtly elegance to dark Valentine finery. Dressy casual attire is also perfectly acceptable.
👥 Age Guidance
This event is recommended for ages 16 and up, due to themes of murder, betrayal, and adult entanglements of the heart.
❓ Frequently Asked Questions
Must I take part in the mystery?
Nay. Thou mayest watch quietly or join the investigation as thou seest fit.
Will the performers speak w
ith me?
Aye. Some performers mingle among the guests and may engage thee in conversation, though thou shalt never be forced into the spotlight.
Will all tables see the same clues?
Indeed. The tale is crafted so that every table witnesses each key moment and clue, giving all an equal chance to solve the crime.
What food is included?
A buffet feast with chicken and beef entrées, potatoes, vegetables, salad, and thy choice of dessert is included with thy ticket.
What drinks are available?
Mead, beer, and wine are available for purchase in the Pirate’s Port.
Are tickets refundable?
Tickets are non-refundable due to the limited seating, but may be transferred to another guest with advance notice.
How many seats are there?
Only 50 seats are available. Once sold, the doors shall close.
🗝️ A Final Word
This is not a play thou merely watchest.
It is a tale thou helpest unravel.
Love may be sworn this night…
but betrayal shall have the final word.
🌹 Friday the 13th
🕯️ Seating strictly limited to 50 guests