👑🍷 The Naughty Princess Brunch: The Naughty Harvest Feast!
Giving Thanks for Bad Decisions!
Sunday, November 15 | Captain Scurvy’s Black Dragon Den
Hear ye, hear ye, ladies of the realm! As the harvest season approaches, it’s time to gather around the royal table and give thanks for life’s many blessings… and perhaps a few of our more questionable decisions!
Welcome to The Naughty Harvest Feast, a delightfully improper Thanksgiving celebration where we shall raise our goblets to guilty pleasures, disastrous romances, spectacularly bad decisions, and especially those gentlemen we’re eternally grateful we DIDN’T marry!
After all, every princess has a past, and some of those stories are far too entertaining to keep secret!
🍂 Here’s what awaits our naughty ladies:
🍷 The Horn of Plenty — A harvest bounty overflowing with surprises, outrageous choices, and a healthy helping of mischief!
💋 Naughty Thankful Confessions — What are YOU secretly thankful for? A former lover who became someone else’s problem? A night of questionable judgment? This is thy chance to confess!
👑 The Harvest Queen Runway — Don thy finest autumn attire, royal gowns, corsets, crowns, or whatever makes thee feel fabulous! Strut thy stuff and show the court what a magnificent harvest queen looks like!
📖 A Little Naughty Literature — Our popular tradition continues! The ladies shall vote between two delightfully naughty books for a reading during brunch.
💕 Meet Thy Neighbor — Every lady shall introduce her neighbor to the royal court, sharing a little something entertaining about her new companion!
🏆 The Royal Court Awards — Cast thy votes for the ladies most deserving of our wonderfully questionable royal honors!
👯♀️ This Month’s Royal Challenge: BRING A FRIEND!
Ladies, we have a challenge for thee!
We know many of you have become regulars at our Naughty Princess Brunches, and we absolutely love seeing your familiar faces. But this month, we challenge every returning princess to bring a friend who has never attended!
Bring thy best friend, sister, coworker, or that wonderfully outrageous woman who really needs an afternoon away from being responsible.
Introduce her to the fun, the laughter, the friendships, and the delightfully ridiculous things that happen when a room full of grown women decides to misbehave!
The more naughty princesses in the realm, the merrier!
Sunday, November 15
Captain Scurvy’s Black Dragon Den
An adults-only gathering for ladies 21 and older.
So gather thy girlfriends, polish thy tiaras, and prepare to give thanks for all the things that make life wonderfully imperfect!
Because good girls give thanks for their blessings… naughty princesses give thanks for getting away with it! 👑🍷🍂
