The Naughty Princess Brunch

A Royal Revelry Presented by Captain Scurvy’s Black Dragon Den

Tea, Tiaras & Bad Decisions: Volume II

“Every princess has one story she swore she’d never tell…”

A Royal Revelry Presented by Captain Scurvy’s Black Dragon Den

The royal court has gathered once again… and this time, the stories are coming out.

Join us for the second installment of Tea, Tiaras & Bad Decisions, a ladies-only brunch where fairy tales meet fabulous conversation, laughter is encouraged, and “happily ever after” is entirely optional.

Gather with your fellow princesses in the privacy of Pirate’s Port for an unforgettable afternoon of elegant tea service, a delicious brunch, sparkling mimosas, hilarious games, and stories that are best shared among friends.

Whether it’s the prince you should have left behind, the dragon you probably shouldn’t have challenged, or that one royal decree that seemed like a good idea at the time, every princess has a tale worth telling.

So dust off thy gown, polish thy tiara, and prepare for an afternoon of laughter, friendship, and just enough mischief to keep the Fairy Godmother guessing.

👑 Your Royal Revelry Includes

☕ Elegant Tea Service

🥂 One Mimosa or Mead-i-Mosa

🍽️ A delicious brunch

🎭 Interactive games, entertainment, and royal challenges

📸 Fun photo opportunities

😂 Plenty of laughter, surprises, and unforgettable stories

👗 Royal Attire Encouraged

Come dressed as your favorite princess, queen, villain, fairy, or create a royal persona entirely your own. From elegant gowns to enchanted tiaras, the more magical the better!

📅 Event Details

Sunday, August 23 1:00pm

Captain Scurvy’s Black Dragon Den
2601 Minnesota Avenue
Billings, Montana

⚜️ Only 20 seats are available.

This intimate experience is expected to sell out, so reserve your seat early and gather your favorite ladies for an afternoon unlike any other.

Because the best fairy tales don’t end with the wedding…

They begin with tea, tiaras, and bad decisions. 👑🥂

🏴‍☠️ BLOOD & BLACK FLAGS

A Pirate Murder Mystery Feast

Friday, August 21st  

Captain Scurvy’s Black Dragon Den

The mead is poured.
The crew is assembled.
And before the night is through… someone will not leave alive.

Join us for an immersive evening of treachery on the high seas at Captain Scurvy’s Black Dragon Den.

This is no stage play watched from afar.

The pirates are among you.
They drink beside you.
They whisper in your ear.
And when murder strikes, you must decide who commands the gallows.

⚓ The Story

A notorious captain has called the crew together to divide the spoils of a recent raid.

But treasure breeds ambition…
Ambition breeds betrayal…
And betrayal demands blood.

Before the shares are settled, a crime is committed.

Was it mutiny? Revenge? Greed?
Or something far more calculated?

You will question suspects.
You will weigh loyalties.
You will cast your accusation before the final course is served.

One table will be crowned Top Sleuth of the Night.

🍽 The Feast

Your $80 ticket includes a hearty pirate buffet feast, featuring:

• Sautéed chicken morsels
• Smoked & sliced pork loin
• Rosemary & garlic baby potatoes
• Fresh salad
• Dessert choices
• Sodas, iced tea, and coffee included

Mead, beer, and wine are available for purchase throughout the evening.

🏴‍☠️ The Format

🍺Doors open at 6:00pm – Show begins at 6:30pm 
⚔️ Performers will mingle among the guests — listen for rumors & rivalries
☠️ A murder will occur
🧭 Audience-led investigation
⚖️ Final accusation and pirate justice

Participation is encouraged but never required.
You may step boldly into the fray — or simply observe the drama unfold.

🎟 Tickets

$80 per person
Limited seating available
Advance purchase required

If our last feasts taught us anything… it’s that seats vanish quickly.

Sharpen thy wits.
Guard thy purse.
Trust no one.

Because on August 21st…
someone sails no more. 🏴‍☠️

👑 Royal Revelries Presents 👑

Tea, Tiaras & Mimosas

Volume I: At the King’s Table

A 21+ Princess Brunch & Tea Experience

📅 Sunday, August 26th
🕐 1:00 PM – 2:30 PM (90 Minutes)
📍 Captain Scurvy’s Black Dragon Den
🏴‍☠️ Pirate’s Port Private Dining Room

Welcome to Royal Revelries

Every kingdom deserves moments of celebration.

Royal Revelries is a new series of immersive social experiences at Captain Scurvy’s Black Dragon Den, where friends gather to celebrate life’s special moments with great food, laughter, and unforgettable memories.

Our inaugural gathering invites you to slow down, sip a Mimosa, enjoy a proper cup of tea, and spend a delightful afternoon surrounded by ladies who appreciate good conversation and a touch of royal elegance.

Whether you’re celebrating a birthday, planning a girls’ day out, or simply looking for an excuse to wear that fabulous hat you’ve been saving, this gathering was created just for you.

👑 A Royal Welcome

As our afternoon begins, each guest will receive a special welcome from the Princess and, by Royal Decree, be invited to take her place in The Queen’s Circle—an honorary gathering reserved for ladies of laughter, friendship, graciousness, and good cheer.

Raise your glass, make a toast to old friends and new, and let the revelry begin!

👗 Attire of the Realm

While royal attire is never required, it is most enthusiastically encouraged!

Whether thou arrives in a flowing gown, a fairy-tale dress, elegant tea attire, a favorite Renaissance ensemble, or simply wearing a sparkling tiara, we invite thee to embrace thy inner princess for the afternoon.

This is your chance to dress up, feel fabulous, and enjoy an afternoon where everyone gathered around the King’s Table is royalty.

✨ Tiaras, fascinators, elegant hats, gloves, pearls, flower crowns, and other regal accessories are highly encouraged.

After all… ordinary Sundays are plentiful. Royal Revelries are something altogether different.

👑 Your Royal Experience Includes

☕ A Proper Royal Tea Service

Begin the afternoon with an elegant tea service featuring a selection of fine teas, along with coffee, iced tea, lemonade, and other non-alcoholic beverages.

⚜️ Choose Thy Companion…

What else would one serve to a gathering of princesses… but a Knight or a Duke?

⚔️ Poor Drunken Knights
Golden bread pudding bites, crisped to perfection and tossed with bacon bits and maple bourbon syrup, served with a side of eggs.

👑 The Duke
Your choice of bacon, pulled pork, or country sausage served with two eggs, house-made diced potato hashbrowns, and grilled house bread.

🥂 One Mimosa or Mead-i-mosa

Your first royal toast is included, with additional Mimosas, Mead-i-mosas, and other beverages available for purchase throughout the afternoon.

🌸 Royal Revelries

This afternoon is all about friendship, laughter, and creating wonderful memories.

Throughout the afternoon you’ll enjoy:

👒 The Royal Milliner’s Award for the finest hat in the realm.

🎲 Delightfully entertaining tea party games.

🥂 Toasts celebrating friendship and life’s special moments.

📸 Beautiful photo opportunities.

🎁 A few royal surprises along the way.

👒 Wear Thy Finest Hat

Fascinators, extravagant hats, elegant tea hats, flower crowns, pirate hats, and tiaras are all encouraged—but never required.

The Royal Court shall present the Royal Milliner’s Award to the lady whose headwear most impresses the kingdom.

📜 A Royal Proclamation

The Royal Court shall have its official portrait painter (who, oddly enough, uses a camera) documenting this inaugural gathering for the kingdom’s chronicles, social media, and future proclamations.

By attending, thou grantest permission for thy likeness to appear in these royal records.

After all… legends deserve to be remembered. 👑

⚜️ Seating Is Limited

Only 14 seats are available around the King’s Table, ensuring an intimate gathering where every guest becomes part of the experience.

💰 $50 per lady

Gather thy closest companions, don thy finest gown or tiara, raise a Mimosa, pour another cup of tea, and join us for an afternoon filled with elegance, laughter, friendship, and a touch of royal magic.

🎟️ Reserve Your Seat

The inaugural Royal Revelry awaits, and only 14 ladies will be welcomed to the King’s Table.

Purchase your tickets below and claim your seat before another lady of the realm beats you to it!

⚔️ Dinner & a Movie Night: The Man in the Iron Mask (1998) ⚔️

“One king. One prisoner. One chance to save a kingdom.”

Join us at Captain Scurvy’s Black Dragon Den for an evening of intrigue, honor, and swashbuckling adventure as we present The Man in the Iron Mask.

France has fallen under the rule of a cruel young king while its people suffer in hunger and despair. Believing the kingdom deserves a better future, the aging Three Musketeers reunite for one final mission—to free the mysterious prisoner hidden behind an iron mask and risk everything to restore justice to the throne.

Filled with daring sword fights, political intrigue, loyalty, sacrifice, and unforgettable performances, this epic adventure reminds us why the Musketeers remain some of history’s greatest heroes.

🎬 Movie Ticket: $10
🍽️ Dinner Ticket: $40
👑 Full Feast & Film Experience: $50

(Thy movie ticket helps cover the licensing fee for the screening.)

⚔️ BONUS: Arrive in Musketeer, Renaissance, or noble attire and receive 10% off thy tavern tab!

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🍽️ The King’s Banquet

🥣 The Musketeer’s Stew
Hearty perpetual stew served with warm house bread.

🍖 The True King’s Feast
Roasted strip loin sliced to perfection with garlic mashed potatoes, rich gravy, and seasonal vegetables.

🍫 The Queen’s Jewel
A rich triple-layer chocolate mousse cake worthy of the French court.

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⚠️ “All for one, and one for all!” is strongly encouraged.
⚠️ Cloaks, plumed hats, and dramatic sword poses are welcome.
⚠️ Loyalty, honor, and friendship may be restored before evening’s end.

🎬 Doors  open at 5:30pm / Movie begins at 6:00 PM
📍 Captain Scurvy’s Black Dragon Den
2601 Minnesota Ave, Billings, MT

Seats are limited, and our Dinner & a Movie nights have been selling quickly.

🎟️ Gather thy companions and experience one of the greatest swashbuckling adventures of all time.

“All for one… and one for all!”

⚔️ Dinner & a Movie Night: The Count of Monte Cristo (2002) ⚔️

“Prepare for an evening of adventure, betrayal, and redemption.”

Join us at Captain Scurvy’s Black Dragon Den on Wednesday, July 22nd as we present the 2002 classic The Count of Monte Cristo—an unforgettable tale of honor, revenge, and second chances.

After being betrayed by his closest friend and falsely imprisoned in the dreaded Château d’If, young sailor Edmond Dantès loses everything. Years later, armed with a legendary fortune and a new identity, he returns as the mysterious Count of Monte Cristo to seek justice against those who wronged him.

With thrilling sword fights, daring escapes, romance, political intrigue, and unforgettable performances, this modern adaptation has become a favorite among fans of historical adventure.

🎬 Movie Ticket: $10
🍽️ Dinner Ticket: $40
👑 Full Feast & Film Experience: $50

(Thy movie ticket helps cover the licensing fee for the screening.)

⚔️ BONUS: Arrive in Renaissance, noble, pirate, or Musketeer-inspired attire and receive 10% off thy tavern tab!

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🍽️ The Count’s Feast  (Main Course may change)

🥣 Starter – Abbé Faria’s Comfort
Hearty Chicken & Rice Soup served with warm house bread.

🍖 Main Course – The Count’s Coastal Banquet
Golden baked breaded cod served with lemon wedges, summer slaw, Sailor’s Chips, and Treasure Cave Beer Cheese.

🍰 Dessert – Mercédès’ Sweet Reunion
Rich caramel vanilla layered mousse cake.

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⚠️ Sword duels may inspire spontaneous applause.
⚠️ “Kings to you, Fernand.” may be heard throughout the tavern.
⚠️ Revenge is best served with dinner.

🎬 Movie begins at 6:00 PM
📍 Captain Scurvy’s Black Dragon Den
2601 Minnesota Ave, Billings, MT

Seats are limited, and our Dinner & a Movie nights have been selling quickly.

🎟️ Gather thy companions and experience one of the greatest swashbuckling adventures ever brought to the screen.

“Life is a storm, my young friend. You will bask in the sunlight one moment, be shattered on the rocks the next.”